Driver Danny Ramirez recorded a Sasquatch pining away for its lost love in the Pacific Northwest woods along Highway 97.
It might have been trying to lure Danny in for a late-night snack, but I know Sasquatch and they don’t eat truck drivers. Bacon, deer, and the occasional bus full of nuns holding babies, but never a truck driver.
Diana Logan reports in Exemplore News that while parked at a truckstop, Danny recorded a howling that Matt Moneymaker and Bobo Fay could never get.
Of course to Moneymaker and Bobo’s credit they did coin the terms “squatch,” “squatchin” and “squatchy.” Really, they were pioneers.
The report does not say what state Danny was traveling through, but everyone knows the odds on favorite is Washington – the “squatchiest” state in the Union. You guessed it, Moneymaker.
Florida claims third place, but Florida-man is hardly a solid witness and it’s a skunk ape. It’s just not the same.
Check out Danny’s video and audio here. That’s a big NOPE for me, dog.
Diana Logan questions if it could be faked by opining that there would be no point to someone faking this to screw with drivers.
Uhmm…no point? Seriously? If Danny was running 111 through Flat Top in Tennessee, it could have been me or Dooner.
Alaska is where the professional Sasquatch hunters play. This truck driver is an Allstar!
A couple of truths about Sasquatch, Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Big Guy….It’s real, It’s big, It’s scary, and it is not a fan of pickleball.
Not one of those marked sightings was on or near a pickleball court. Not one.
Peace and love!